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Introducing, live from Timbuktu…! March 11, 2006

Posted by James in Self Indulgent Nonsense.
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Creating a world-famous news blog is quite the daunting task, indeed. One man cannot possibly do it alone! (Insert your own Chuck Norris joke here, loser. I have things to do. Cool things.) But I digress…Over the next few weeks, months and perhaps even years (if our alien overlords allow it), I will begin to take on various contributors to the fruit salad that is “The Spork Report”. The first, and certainly not the least of which, of these contributors is a good and witty friend of mine by the Name of Kristen. “Sistah” Kristen shall wax extensively on all matters editorial, and lo, it shall be wonderful. Say “Hi” to everyone, Kristen: kristen

Please note that Kristen is not actually from Timbuktu, but rather Lybia or “Parts Unkown”.

But enough about the Netherlands (multiple entendre!), now is a good time to introduce myself as well. And so, in a plot twist reminiscent of a poorly crafted M. Night Shamylan script, the mastermind reveals himself:

Note here that while James will probably not mug you, he has been known to bite and speak fake Dutch.me.

Yar har har, wasn’t that fun? Oh my, we had some good times back there; meeting folks, knifing fools. Yes, good times indeed, but that is all in the past now, baby. Back to brass tax: Upcoming Events, new things in general, et cetera:

  • Kristen’s first editorial, which is all typed up and ready to be posted for your viewing pleasure, will be available for ogling sometime this weekend along with…
  • A fun yet disturbing inspirational poster and maybe, just maybe, if you clap your hands and believe…
  • An independent “film” review!

That’s all for now minions. AWAY! *cackling laughter*