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The Spork Report: Certain eminent “scientists” believe that it is a kind of marsupial, or perhaps an ursine creature. These scientists, however, are absolutely wrong and are whores for money. They will be defenestrated immediately. Indeed, while The Spork Report has many admirable animal-like qualities, I prefer to think of it as a protist of the blog world. A protist with laser eyes and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
By the way, I’m James, the owner/creator of The Spork Report. I write about “teh newz”, “teh Intarwebz” and “the General Miscellany” Other fun and interesting characters will be brought onto the team to produce interesting stories for the masses.
G’night kids.



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